[this blog post will be best paired with jackson browne’s “black and white”]
skirt v trash can
poorly timed pranks v sober news
today our new recycling can was delivered to the office. naturally, i had to take it for a test drive–for quality control. while in the trash can, i thought, what better way to christen the new can than to surprise kris as he came into the office. unfortunately, as kris walked into the office he was in the middle of an important phone call (how was i to know? i was in the can).
i jumped out of the top of the trashcan.
he finished the call that had announced a death in the family.
i’ve never been known for my timing.